Joan and John Schwartz are the self-proclaimed Two Jews on Film, and they are wicked funny. Weekly, and sometimes more, they praise (usually Joan) and skewer (usually John) the hits and misses that are newly releasing both at the multiplex and at the arthouse.
Having been in a film club for a couple of years now, and being surrounded by human encyclopedias of movie history, I’m not even sure I qualify for this term, but with some pause I can say that I am a film buff. That being the case, I love to hear what these Jews…guys…have to say about the new releases; but really, these two could be going on about reality TV or restaurants or spark plugs. It wouldn’t matter, because they are so entertaining—squabbling, reviewing, flirting, laughing at each others’ quirks...they’re always so much fun to watch.
Their rating system is zero to five bagels (not one to five, because I think John has given at least one film just half of a bagel), and there’s some nuance, as the bagels can be either dry or slathered with kosher delights.
With that, it’s time for me to get to the bagels. I give Two Jews on Film five enthusiastic bagels, and they runneth over with lox, cream cheese and tons of capers. Two Jews on Film open (release a new video) almost every week on YouTube. Go see them, and tell me what you think.
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Whether or not you’re a movie fan, whether you agree with one, both or neither on their reviews, and no matter if you’re a Joan with your bagel half full, or a John with your bagel half eaten, you will love and adore Two Jews on Film. If you’re like me, after your first viewing of one of their videos, you will wish they were your cool, Jewish, movie-loving neighbors.
Now, picture me moving out of the frame and coming toward the webcam to stop recording, and in low, foreboding tones I say something vaguely related to all of the above, like, “May the Schwartzs be with you.”
Here are a few of their recent videos--a little atypical in that they agree on both films! Spoiler alert: The Watch is a wash and The Dark Knight Rises to the occasion.
I offer a curtsey to Rich from Wide Screen World, whose post about the Two Jews awhile back is where I was introduced to them. A sheynem dank, Rich! (I'm trying to be clever here, I think that means "thank you so much" in Yiddish).