Friday, July 25, 2014

And That's Me Sorted and Ready

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."

--Oscar Wilde

Thursday, July 24, 2014

"It's the Wine Talking" or "Back to Smoke Signals"

What if we woke up and all of the phones were gone, and the laptops and whatsits, and we had to write letters again, and tweets were postcards just to one person so no one could see how fucking clever we all are?

Blur the Line

"Everything we believed in was a lie
Cross the oceans in your mind
Find a way to blur the line"

Oceans ~ Evanescence

"And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be."

Breathe ~ Pink Floyd

"For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name."

Viva la Vida ~ Coldplay

"You were all just perfect little satellites
Spinning round and round this broken earthly life
This is so you'll know the sound
Of someone who loves you from the ground
Tonight you're not alone at all
This is me sending out my satellite call."

Satellite Call ~ Sara Bareilles

Monday, July 21, 2014

Dear Governor,

Dear Governor Pence,

I recently wrote to you regarding my full support of same-sex marriage in our state, and I received a very nice email in return.  Thank you.

However, the following statement in the email from your office is incorrect: "For thousands of years, societies around the world have held that marriage, as the foundation of the family, is the union between a man and a woman."

For thousands of years, sir, there have been all manner of marriage traditions.  In Judeo-Christian scriptures, for example, marriage is defined (both by the deity in those scriptures, as well as those men who many Hoosiers regard as biblical heroes) as one man with many hundreds of women, one man and the woman who he raped and subsequently had to marry, and many other abhorrent scenarios.  Marriage in many cultures and over time has been primarily a purchase--one man purchasing a woman along with animals and other property from her father.  We can see news from the Middle East daily which shows us what that type of marriage looks like.  The kidnapping, the young age of the brides, the lives they lead after their taking.  To some, this is legitimate marriage.

Your presupposition that we follow millennia of a high moral standard regarding marriage is erroneous.  We do not follow the above traditions, because we are not monsters. We know better, and we do better.

So, is allowing two consenting adults who love each other and who wish to build a life together and perhaps a family a breach in morality?  A redefinition of something that was pristine to begin with?  I think not.

As your letter indicated, courts will rule in this matter, and our state will comply.  There is a sense of resignation in that part of the email...or maybe even a little wink?

You know better.  I can tell.  I hope for a time when your party will be grand again and not just old, and that intelligent moderates within it will take the reigns back from those who have made a mockery of it.

Thank you for your time and again for the nice letter.

Your fellow Hanoverian,
Michelle De.Mumbrum '96

Friday, July 4, 2014

When I'm the Girl in Blue

I love it when I can do this.  Especially on someone else's behalf.

To all the mad tyrants in the world, I say...


Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Graphic Novel Moi

The dreaded selfie...phony and phone-y.  BUT!  I can't wait to mess with this cartoon effect on other subjects.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Say a Little Prayer...with a Twist

Recently, I heard such a strange mix of spirituality from my neighbor.  She told me about her father's death and how her stepmother was being really awful to her and to her siblings.  I offered my condolences and said that I was so sorry that things were being made worse by that woman's meanness.  She then said the strangest thing (well, odd to me, anyway).  Quoth she: "Well, say a little prayer, and maybe Karma will get her!"

No big deal, and she said it with a wink and a smile, but it's funny to me how there's sort of a mix of beliefs going on in some people's minds.  Did I mention that she attends the Baptist church that's within walking distance of where we live?  Say a little prayer, and maybe Karma will get her.

Uh...okay.  **